Apr 15
Translation:
UNINTELLIGIBLE, that I’m telling you.
It’s not easy birthing a child… It’s not easy.
What are you going to do with your children? What will you give them?
Where is your husband?
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Apr 11
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
I would enjoy some good luck from the potato.
I need some luck right now, so all hail the Lucky Potato. Do your magic, Potato. I respect you so much I am capitalizing the “P” in Potato.
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